I think I might be related to the Karate Kid.

As I was getting ready for bed tonight I noticed a fly buzzing around my bathroom. I'm not sure where said fly came from, as it's about 30 degrees outside and I was under the impression that flies are more abundant in the summer months. In any case, I realized that I don't actually own a fly swatter. Well, I decided that fly was not going to cohabitate with me this evening and decided to catch it. I grabbed a piece of TP, waited until it landed and BAM. Got it. First try. I am apparently stealth-like at midnight.

Next time, I will attempt this feat with chopsticks. That might be more impressive eh?