glittery christmas cards.

You know those Christmas cards that people send that are super sparkly and glittery? Yea... while they are pretty, I am convinced that they should come with a warning on the envelope.

"CAUTION: open this over a sink or trash can. Copious amounts of glitter enclosed. Failure to do so will result in a big mess that you will then have to clean up."

Or perhaps it should say, "BONUS: This is also a rave party pack: open and dump all over your body right before leaving for the club."