letters never sent...

Dear Former Roommate,

I was thinking of you today, on many days really. You know those yankee candles you always used to light in the apartment - in the clean cotton variety? I always loved that smell... I loved that smell so much that I recently purchased a Glade spray of the same fragrance to freshen the air in my current abode.

Every time I spray it, I think of you. =)

Sadly, I keep it in the bathroom, and... really only spray it after I've... well... you know... "dropped the kids off at the pool."

Which means, I usually think of you when I... well... you know...

Maybe I should rethink sending this "hey I thought of you today" e-mail? It's not actually as nice as I would have hoped.

I wonder if Hallmark will hire me as a card writer someday?