know what drives me batty?

When you're squatting in a public restroom and there is a new roll of TP on the roll and it fits so tightly in the (locked) case that you can only get it out one.one-ply.square.at.a.time. if you're lucky... sometimes you only get ripped shreds of one square.

Come on people... if the rolls were made just slightly smaller or if the cases were just slightly bigger, problem solved.